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加菲猫的经典语录" ]& o' T" k, W. H- U
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Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
1 A# x9 }/ `3 `% o钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡 ' J5 Z# g6 [, ]
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
, i0 O% W+ z4 n, b" Q2 n9 d每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃 7 j$ T4 b2 L# p+ x' Z; |1 B
; y( Y/ M" |& LSave water. Shower with your girlfriend.; z* y/ s$ n k4 W* h
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
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1 l- q8 @% H" c5 I& l+ \Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
8 r. e2 h: l; J% p6 I+ x% Q5 D+ e; E+ Z要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. " x+ Z9 ]( @) x
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
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; V5 x" U8 C- a" M jEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
6 [2 B ^4 d7 L5 _再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛/ {1 P4 R7 w+ ^
8 T) [- b- {4 W! B( O% [The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. ' B1 q& J. ~% O7 n u$ q
聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来; F9 }' U; u) v8 d3 b
; b8 s" z5 m, [+ VSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. * F/ k# ^; L) p5 Y N$ x/ x
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
% E. T: M1 @& F/ V+ @& Z- R; E2 ~不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好# W2 _: ]6 w; d* D6 ~
! c2 l, @9 d/ ^Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 4 l, ~6 {6 {5 a
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养3 M2 u; N4 ~" R# u
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
6 H0 Y7 K$ W- Y现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
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% d6 s7 E$ o4 Z' c/ z; uThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. ; ~% M2 l# ^* _! ^* L
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
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5 m& i, ^% L' BHard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
5 _: h. V- C; D- ]% d2 N5 c努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
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Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! 0 B- i- P6 S' T# o* `& Y/ F
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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" T2 u) S+ W" ~5 c5 A+ v6 Z- sWhen two's company, three's the result! , i1 ^* { J, c0 z( l0 C
两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!8 D- L1 ?2 Y" M/ h
5 F# m# z1 v$ p3 iA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. & Q% U4 {* c$ s( G/ F c' h$ B' {
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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% I; r2 G+ w6 z8 \& n# J" o* eThe more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.3 H+ Z1 n8 a6 \6 p
学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着 |
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