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加菲猫的经典语录
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Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
& t6 s: C- v M9 O5 A3 F. h钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
% q& v& J! O& d! f; g每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.) w9 \( H+ Z6 {6 X3 v; i, k6 t
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
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Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
: a/ P5 Z( K; |' m要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 8 n, n* c, {1 B# e
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个8 w, L `1 S) l5 p& N1 q
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.! x5 ^& j9 E3 }" H7 ?1 H/ H
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛% g5 q- j) @7 q0 P8 [
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The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. # j0 K `! r! r4 j
聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来- U/ j, S* E7 P" Q8 m
& M% z/ @* V, ]' X% A- dSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
1 V% b' K6 r6 O4 C成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
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1 T/ r6 [# ?' L' O2 B9 ]Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. - i' y' U ]$ `+ A5 a
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好% ~& h! Y8 K% p2 x* t
7 M: y5 E( u8 t; ~$ B( \Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 8 L3 n9 ?6 ]# u9 d2 X) \
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养 U" c, I- N0 [" P1 J: x
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. / N8 U& `4 m. p/ V* u5 _! c; f3 T# H
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩- ~/ p& J) m3 q! A1 o; d+ T; ?
, B5 k% y6 ?& oYour future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. ; Z6 n" |5 l- I Y. Q Q
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
2 I' [8 a3 t+ n; V应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
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6 w6 I6 P2 S+ L6 J! P) nHard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk? ' \$ B% c$ A6 h4 K! q; R
努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
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Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
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6 D5 m2 U9 C8 p% e% c- s }A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. / F. x) ^! i; p7 F6 l! ^/ @
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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