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加菲猫的经典语录
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" f, S K) g7 rMoney is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa; W. {: w; u( s7 e
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡 9 O+ R+ x/ D5 h0 K% q
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.) `$ ]" x7 u2 e4 [
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
( A3 ~/ v4 ~/ s: ~5 G! {; ~要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡3 ~; q6 {9 p$ O, p% f! b
# ]* J/ G* N P( J" FLove the neighbor. But don't get caught.
! Y2 o( l1 L! S7 V2 u% B3 g要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
W2 c X3 n6 c: Z3 z/ f每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.9 b1 V, m% s5 d. G8 T$ @& T
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛
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The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. $ m( |3 g" D2 d( u
聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
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% ?+ m" h$ s3 N+ F+ WSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. * o: @) w+ g$ h2 v Y, s! P* i4 A+ y7 ]
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)( T2 w+ d* {+ Z2 Y6 ]+ t
( F S# d7 A f; q" a" O! TNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
' {6 B% D& l5 I; j4 r5 q% `0 o1 `9 q不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好! r2 w* A7 T, E+ s4 \
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 1 e% s2 m) E5 j* `3 r2 H, E
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养4 b6 I5 C8 P/ |% U( Q
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. # x. w8 D% Y( Z9 B5 Y" m3 k
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩5 @/ i. } x3 c& |
1 W8 S+ `# q) }; q3 G/ pYour future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
3 S# M" v: I. s" d现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 3 g$ R, B& O! T" h1 @; a, U3 ?& W
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
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Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
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Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! * `& o. k6 z. P9 i6 ^1 F% k5 v
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
1 f& B1 c8 E" A) z, j7 k神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
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When two's company, three's the result! , T: n. p" q. i" \8 _5 E7 \) V
两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
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1 ?1 E& `6 [! l# Z$ pA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. : z+ |- U8 L" F( i. s
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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, c/ [) x( C# X8 P0 }& X( cThe more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
% J+ N, O% B. a; i# v学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着 |
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