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加菲猫的经典语录
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Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
& n; h; b6 {( z3 P钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
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" v1 f0 m/ ?) v% c- WOne should love animals. They are so tasty." A, \- g! F5 g! v: z
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃 5 f2 N. r \7 |; U; J
0 ?6 [# a! b1 Z1 g$ k4 Z0 oSave water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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' s; p0 v: o5 R( b! E3 |. I& ]" r/ o5 SBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
0 \4 M% R( Q3 _) ^+ G- C7 P每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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\) X: n) d3 Z# p( V$ e- pThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ; a' v- R0 }; M& k
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
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* O; R" ^" b" h% f4 LNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. " S% r$ d, ]) S. N
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
5 q6 S3 P" F* k: P' t5 q4 s. R后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩
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Z- A' `; M& p& U, L2 NYour future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. 4 f, g! F4 N( l
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
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5 P5 L' ^: \6 ~1 iThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. - S: J( f8 W- r( m2 i) U
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
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Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
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5 ~( i2 y, @, \+ u- c6 AWork fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! 8 P% ^" Z1 d; q) L! }; |
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作' t C* @9 ~( \; V; N# w
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 0 }; G+ @4 ?* _6 W6 E* T0 ^
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
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When two's company, three's the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. % i9 ~. s6 h: s
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看6 v" `, v" j1 f
2 i2 y/ j/ D( Z+ ^& PThe more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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