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加菲猫的经典语录$ F4 `" R8 x# l8 Z |
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Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
2 a, e5 P& T& l/ ^钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
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% H& y. \9 s( s& L D, EOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
; p( P, u2 _2 M9 F0 g每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
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6 r/ X6 ?% X/ MSave water. Shower with your girlfriend.! E5 D" s0 C' ~; ?& N
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
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Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 5 v' P, E% N; a. X1 r3 {
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
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0 G7 Z. |6 l4 a; `Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. . N8 v% V! i8 _. ~0 _$ ~5 d' o4 _
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个 Y; m" w/ X6 E. Q. b
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
/ {7 Y0 w* g0 z0 X* o; h聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
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8 I: Z# K- F& D) K% \" ?Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
/ B' X g! X+ X5 O2 C2 D成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)4 Y E2 Z; C- E
4 @7 ~9 r, |7 i. U. U: XNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
8 C. @ C; G! _: l9 n7 s" U7 T不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. ?- t" A: w, C
, u9 F- ?; w7 ?Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 7 l0 q0 M+ K. L2 R" l1 X: i
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养( z/ }" c3 i5 ?+ D. h
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. $ K* |% ^; b) o" F+ B( G- V: d$ s
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩$ {6 ~; b: z- w$ E+ _! p, v2 b
e$ t- ^# z$ G, E, oYour future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
% B# `/ k2 L/ k" m! G4 l现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧, ~0 d; C" I. L# A6 C* c
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. + s& p8 X/ V4 [6 Q# E& t `
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来4 a; @& ]4 H; `5 z* u& K
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Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk? * k7 r, c% C# B X8 n& X
努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
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* o8 ]) L& J3 E5 S4 HWork fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
v+ o7 l4 q7 V1 }: V% w0 U4 X工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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' T" n& X3 F' ~2 N, t( @( iWhen two's company, three's the result! 2 ~3 {* I1 t2 [! h1 @) a! t
两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
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* z- c1 X" _% ~, M; e! f! DA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. ! m: P) h; N- d, v( O2 G' l; \+ o
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看0 S* W% p( W" }2 O% k2 O
2 v1 q3 M$ e3 Z9 cThe more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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